Crunchy Crunchy Croutons (to the tune of Hungry hungry hippos)

Want some DIY(ish) croutons?

Here is my recipe:

1. Buy a vegan baguette.

2. Forget about it on top of your fridge for a month or so (until rock solid).

3. Discover it

4. Have an ingenious boyfriend who suggests you should make croutons.

5. Go crazy with a knife. You can spice them up with some garlic salt and such.

6. Top your next salad with some lovely croutons.  

Next up, homemade pizza.